Totaled My RAM Last Night

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
05/08/2018 at 10:48 • Filed to: ram, damn ram, damn picnic tables

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Safety Image for the weak of heart:

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Bumped into a picnic table leaving work. Depreciation + Paint Cost + Refinish Labor + FCA Vehicle = Totaled.

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DISCUSSION (39)


Kinja'd!!! Under_Score > Takuro Spirit
05/08/2018 at 10:58

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I hope this is a joke.


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > Under_Score
05/08/2018 at 10:58

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No.

No joke.

I really hit a picnic table last night.


Kinja'd!!! Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Takuro Spirit
05/08/2018 at 10:59

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surely you can’t be serious


Kinja'd!!! MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Takuro Spirit
05/08/2018 at 10:59

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You know a scrap yard will probably give you a couple hundred bucks...I’ll give you $500 for it.


Kinja'd!!! His Stigness > Takuro Spirit
05/08/2018 at 11:00

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I don’t see it.


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > Takuro Spirit
05/08/2018 at 11:02

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you still on winter tires?


Kinja'd!!! functionoverfashion > Takuro Spirit
05/08/2018 at 11:02

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My E46 needs tires. It’s probably totaled.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Takuro Spirit
05/08/2018 at 11:04

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I honestly can’t tell that anything happened.


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Takuro Spirit
05/08/2018 at 11:05

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Press F .C.A to pay respects.

RIP Takuro

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Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Takuro Spirit
05/08/2018 at 11:06

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Please run through the scenario.


Kinja'd!!! user314 > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
05/08/2018 at 11:07

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Kinja'd!!! Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > Takuro Spirit
05/08/2018 at 11:09

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How fast was the picnic table going?


Kinja'd!!! Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > Takuro Spirit
05/08/2018 at 11:10

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True story: A guy I worked with got a ‘72 Datsun pickup out of a field. Literally. Swapped the battery to get it running well enough to get home. Parked it and took his bike out for the weekend of riding. Came back there’s a note on the windshield. Some lady in a Jeep side swiped it, scraped the side and knocked the mirror off. He takes it to a body shop, they see the passenger side and already tell him it’s probably totalled. The damage is on the driver’s side. Insurance company cuts him a check for $760 for the damages, which did total the truck, but he kept it since it’s still a totally usable truck. Registered, got 6 months of insurance, rebuilt the carb himself. And he broke even. He was literally out zero dollars for a serviceable vehicle. Insured.


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > Wacko
05/08/2018 at 11:13

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Stock Wrangler SR-A


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
05/08/2018 at 11:13

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Before or during the collision?


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
05/08/2018 at 11:13

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IT ME


Kinja'd!!! vicali > Takuro Spirit
05/08/2018 at 11:14

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How was the picnic table?


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
05/08/2018 at 11:15

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Look at the two horizontal lighter than black lines to the left of the bottom of the fog light.


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > PatBateman
05/08/2018 at 11:16

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I usually back in.

I did not.

I turned too soon backing out.

BUMP.

“Fuck”.

(gets out)

*snaps pic*


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Takuro Spirit
05/08/2018 at 11:16

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Yes.


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > vicali
05/08/2018 at 11:17

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Decimated

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Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
05/08/2018 at 11:18

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Carrot.


Kinja'd!!! winterlegacy, here 'till the end > Takuro Spirit
05/08/2018 at 11:19

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Just grab a rattlecan of flat black like every other truck driver, nobody will ever notice or even care.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Takuro Spirit
05/08/2018 at 11:24

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Hopefully you’re ok! Are you sore this morning? You better go see a doctor.

RIP Ram. I always thought those trucks were tough, how fast was the picnic table moving? :)

Are you going to replace it with another one?


Kinja'd!!! vicali > Takuro Spirit
05/08/2018 at 11:30

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Dang.

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Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > WilliamsSW
05/08/2018 at 11:30

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I’m going to get a Hellcat next. To outrun the tables.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Takuro Spirit
05/08/2018 at 11:33

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“I need a Hellcat because safety”

I like the way you think


Kinja'd!!! feather-throttle-not-hair > Takuro Spirit
05/08/2018 at 11:44

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Picnic tables!?!?

Better make it a demon bro


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > feather-throttle-not-hair
05/08/2018 at 11:47

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yeah what was i thinking


Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Takuro Spirit
05/08/2018 at 12:19

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Considering the value of FCA products and the condition they’re usually in, this shouldn’t reduce the value one bit, but you could probably get a large check from insurance and drive it until it falls apart with a salvage title.


Kinja'd!!! Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo > Takuro Spirit
05/08/2018 at 12:37

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Oh man that is rough. Hopefully you have dashcam footage to show that the table was at fault.


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo
05/08/2018 at 12:41

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I already sent the clip to its lawyer


Kinja'd!!! 450X_FTW > Takuro Spirit
05/08/2018 at 12:58

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This is why you’re supposed to Dodge them, not RAM them.


Kinja'd!!! feather-throttle-not-hair > Takuro Spirit
05/08/2018 at 13:18

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(this was my second choice, after i couldn’t find a picture of a case of NOS energy drink sitting on a picnic table)


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > 450X_FTW
05/08/2018 at 13:20

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Dammit, Mergio.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
05/08/2018 at 13:32

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WOW!


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s
05/08/2018 at 13:33

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Dangit! I was going to offer him $200.


Kinja'd!!! sn4cktimes > feather-throttle-not-hair
05/08/2018 at 14:26

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10/10 would picnic that


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Takuro Spirit
05/09/2018 at 06:22

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i off $3.50