Totaled My RAM Last Night

"Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
05/08/2018 at 10:48 • Filed to: ram, damn ram, damn picnic tables

Safety Image for the weak of heart:

Bumped into a picnic table leaving work. Depreciation + Paint Cost + Refinish Labor + FCA Vehicle = Totaled.

DISCUSSION (39)

Under_Score > Takuro Spirit
05/08/2018 at 10:58

I hope this is a joke.

Takuro Spirit > Under_Score
05/08/2018 at 10:58

No.

No joke.

I really hit a picnic table last night.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Takuro Spirit
05/08/2018 at 10:59

surely you can’t be serious

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Takuro Spirit
05/08/2018 at 10:59

You know a scrap yard will probably give you a couple hundred bucks...I’ll give you $500 for it.

His Stigness > Takuro Spirit
05/08/2018 at 11:00

I don’t see it.

Wacko > Takuro Spirit
05/08/2018 at 11:02

you still on winter tires?

functionoverfashion > Takuro Spirit
05/08/2018 at 11:02

My E46 needs tires. It’s probably totaled.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Takuro Spirit
05/08/2018 at 11:04

I honestly can’t tell that anything happened.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Takuro Spirit
05/08/2018 at 11:05

Press F .C.A to pay respects.

RIP Takuro

Kinja'd!!!

PatBateman > Takuro Spirit
05/08/2018 at 11:06

Please run through the scenario.

user314 > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
05/08/2018 at 11:07

Kinja'd!!!

Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > Takuro Spirit
05/08/2018 at 11:09

How fast was the picnic table going?

Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > Takuro Spirit
05/08/2018 at 11:10

True story: A guy I worked with got a ‘72 Datsun pickup out of a field. Literally. Swapped the battery to get it running well enough to get home. Parked it and took his bike out for the weekend of riding. Came back there’s a note on the windshield. Some lady in a Jeep side swiped it, scraped the side and knocked the mirror off. He takes it to a body shop, they see the passenger side and already tell him it’s probably totalled. The damage is on the driver’s side. Insurance company cuts him a check for $760 for the damages, which did total the truck, but he kept it since it’s still a totally usable truck. Registered, got 6 months of insurance, rebuilt the carb himself. And he broke even. He was literally out zero dollars for a serviceable vehicle. Insured.

Takuro Spirit > Wacko
05/08/2018 at 11:13

Stock Wrangler SR-A

Takuro Spirit > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
05/08/2018 at 11:13

Before or during the collision?

Takuro Spirit > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
05/08/2018 at 11:13

IT ME

vicali > Takuro Spirit
05/08/2018 at 11:14

How was the picnic table?

Takuro Spirit > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
05/08/2018 at 11:15

Look at the two horizontal lighter than black lines to the left of the bottom of the fog light.

Takuro Spirit > PatBateman
05/08/2018 at 11:16

I usually back in.

I did not.

I turned too soon backing out.

BUMP.

“Fuck”.

(gets out)

*snaps pic*

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Takuro Spirit
05/08/2018 at 11:16

Yes.

Takuro Spirit > vicali
05/08/2018 at 11:17

Decimated

Kinja'd!!!

Takuro Spirit > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
05/08/2018 at 11:18

Carrot.

winterlegacy, here 'till the end > Takuro Spirit
05/08/2018 at 11:19

Just grab a rattlecan of flat black like every other truck driver, nobody will ever notice or even care.

WilliamsSW > Takuro Spirit
05/08/2018 at 11:24

Hopefully you’re ok! Are you sore this morning? You better go see a doctor.

RIP Ram. I always thought those trucks were tough, how fast was the picnic table moving? :)

Are you going to replace it with another one?

vicali > Takuro Spirit
05/08/2018 at 11:30

Dang.

Kinja'd!!!

Takuro Spirit > WilliamsSW
05/08/2018 at 11:30

I’m going to get a Hellcat next. To outrun the tables.

WilliamsSW > Takuro Spirit
05/08/2018 at 11:33

“I need a Hellcat because safety”

I like the way you think

feather-throttle-not-hair > Takuro Spirit
05/08/2018 at 11:44

Picnic tables!?!?

Better make it a demon bro

Takuro Spirit > feather-throttle-not-hair
05/08/2018 at 11:47

yeah what was i thinking

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Takuro Spirit
05/08/2018 at 12:19

Considering the value of FCA products and the condition they’re usually in, this shouldn’t reduce the value one bit, but you could probably get a large check from insurance and drive it until it falls apart with a salvage title.