"Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
05/08/2018 at 10:48 • Filed to: ram, damn ram, damn picnic tables | 0 | 39 |
Safety Image for the weak of heart:
Bumped into a picnic table leaving work. Depreciation + Paint Cost + Refinish Labor + FCA Vehicle = Totaled.
Under_Score
> Takuro Spirit
05/08/2018 at 10:58 | 0 |
I hope this is a joke.
Takuro Spirit
> Under_Score
05/08/2018 at 10:58 | 8 |
No.
No joke.
I really hit a picnic table last night.
Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
> Takuro Spirit
05/08/2018 at 10:59 | 0 |
surely you can’t be serious
MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s
> Takuro Spirit
05/08/2018 at 10:59 | 2 |
You know a scrap yard will probably give you a couple hundred bucks...I’ll give you $500 for it.
His Stigness
> Takuro Spirit
05/08/2018 at 11:00 | 0 |
I don’t see it.
Wacko
> Takuro Spirit
05/08/2018 at 11:02 | 0 |
you still on winter tires?
functionoverfashion
> Takuro Spirit
05/08/2018 at 11:02 | 1 |
My E46 needs tires. It’s probably totaled.
Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
> Takuro Spirit
05/08/2018 at 11:04 | 1 |
I honestly can’t tell that anything happened.
KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
> Takuro Spirit
05/08/2018 at 11:05 | 9 |
Press F .C.A to pay respects.
RIP Takuro
PatBateman
> Takuro Spirit
05/08/2018 at 11:06 | 0 |
Please run through the scenario.
user314
> Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
05/08/2018 at 11:07 | 6 |
Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
> Takuro Spirit
05/08/2018 at 11:09 | 8 |
How fast was the picnic table going?
Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
> Takuro Spirit
05/08/2018 at 11:10 | 2 |
True story: A guy I worked with got a ‘72 Datsun pickup out of a field. Literally. Swapped the battery to get it running well enough to get home. Parked it and took his bike out for the weekend of riding. Came back there’s a note on the windshield. Some lady in a Jeep side swiped it, scraped the side and knocked the mirror off. He takes it to a body shop, they see the passenger side and already tell him it’s probably totalled. The damage is on the driver’s side. Insurance company cuts him a check for $760 for the damages, which did total the truck, but he kept it since it’s still a totally usable truck. Registered, got 6 months of insurance, rebuilt the carb himself. And he broke even. He was literally out zero dollars for a serviceable vehicle. Insured.
Takuro Spirit
> Wacko
05/08/2018 at 11:13 | 1 |
Stock Wrangler SR-A
Takuro Spirit
> Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
05/08/2018 at 11:13 | 1 |
Before or during the collision?
Takuro Spirit
> KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
05/08/2018 at 11:13 | 0 |
IT ME
vicali
> Takuro Spirit
05/08/2018 at 11:14 | 0 |
How was the picnic table?
Takuro Spirit
> Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
05/08/2018 at 11:15 | 0 |
Look at the two horizontal lighter than black lines to the left of the bottom of the fog light.
Takuro Spirit
> PatBateman
05/08/2018 at 11:16 | 2 |
I usually back in.
I did not.
I turned too soon backing out.
BUMP.
“Fuck”.
(gets out)
*snaps pic*
KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
> Takuro Spirit
05/08/2018 at 11:16 | 3 |
Yes.
Takuro Spirit
> vicali
05/08/2018 at 11:17 | 5 |
Decimated
Takuro Spirit
> KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
05/08/2018 at 11:18 | 0 |
Carrot.
winterlegacy, here 'till the end
> Takuro Spirit
05/08/2018 at 11:19 | 0 |
Just grab a rattlecan of flat black like every other truck driver, nobody will ever notice or even care.
WilliamsSW
> Takuro Spirit
05/08/2018 at 11:24 | 2 |
Hopefully you’re ok! Are you sore this morning? You better go see a doctor.
RIP Ram. I always thought those trucks were tough, how fast was the picnic table moving? :)
Are you going to replace it with another one?
vicali
> Takuro Spirit
05/08/2018 at 11:30 | 2 |
Dang.
Takuro Spirit
> WilliamsSW
05/08/2018 at 11:30 | 8 |
I’m going to get a Hellcat next. To outrun the tables.
WilliamsSW
> Takuro Spirit
05/08/2018 at 11:33 | 3 |
“I need a Hellcat because safety”
I like the way you think
feather-throttle-not-hair
> Takuro Spirit
05/08/2018 at 11:44 | 2 |
Picnic tables!?!?
Better make it a demon bro
Takuro Spirit
> feather-throttle-not-hair
05/08/2018 at 11:47 | 0 |
yeah what was i thinking
Eric @ opposite-lock.com
> Takuro Spirit
05/08/2018 at 12:19 | 0 |
Considering the value of FCA products and the condition they’re usually in, this shouldn’t reduce the value one bit, but you could probably get a large check from insurance and drive it until it falls apart with a salvage title.
Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo
> Takuro Spirit
05/08/2018 at 12:37 | 3 |
Oh man that is rough. Hopefully you have dashcam footage to show that the table was at fault.
Takuro Spirit
> Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo
05/08/2018 at 12:41 | 1 |
I already sent the clip to its lawyer
450X_FTW
> Takuro Spirit
05/08/2018 at 12:58 | 7 |
This is why you’re supposed to Dodge them, not RAM them.
feather-throttle-not-hair
> Takuro Spirit
05/08/2018 at 13:18 | 1 |
(this was my second choice, after i couldn’t find a picture of a case of NOS energy drink sitting on a picnic table)
Takuro Spirit
> 450X_FTW
05/08/2018 at 13:20 | 3 |
Dammit, Mergio.
shop-teacher
> Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
05/08/2018 at 13:32 | 0 |
WOW!
shop-teacher
> MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s
05/08/2018 at 13:33 | 0 |
Dangit! I was going to offer him $200.
sn4cktimes
> feather-throttle-not-hair
05/08/2018 at 14:26 | 1 |
10/10 would picnic that
pip bip - choose Corrour
> Takuro Spirit
05/09/2018 at 06:22 | 0 |
i off $3.50